上古卷轴5重置版随从MOD：白痴精灵免费下载

上古卷轴5重置版随从MOD

正是在他们正确的思想中绝对没有人想要的...天际最擅长的FOLLOWER现在可供你滥用。

自天际首次推出以来，IDIOT ELF一直是嘲笑的源头。当然没有人会想要这样一个愚蠢的伴侣在他们身边战斗！

作为一个Dovahkiin，她一直是任何不幸的Housecarl的尴尬来源，因为Housecarl的任务是让她活着（或者不杀死她自己）。现在轮到你了解你是否可以在自己的游戏中忍受她。

这个mod添加了一个名为Idiot Elf的随从。她可以在Jorrvaskr（Whiterun的Companions长屋）找到。

对于那些尚未遇到白痴精灵的人来说，这是她的主要特征（缺点）......

笨拙; - 如果有一个弹簧陷阱或一个洞倒下，她很少会错过这个机会。

好奇; - 特别是在找出绊网做什么的时候。 （如果她是一只猫，9次生命不足以让她通过你的游戏）。

贪婪; - 如果有希望获得黄金，或者偷走任何未被钉死的东西，愿意做任何可疑的任务。

强迫性囤积者; - 由于她对收集垃圾（尤其是鞋子和靴子）的瘾，很快就会变得过度紧张。

厚皮; - 尽可能多地侮辱她（其他人都这样做），她可以接受它。

自恋;  -  Egotistical，很少考虑别人的福利（“宇宙中心”这个短语被提升到一个全新的水平）。

幼稚; - 比幼儿更信任，比草更绿。

当然......绝对是血腥的傻瓜！

那你怎么可能这样呢？......好吧，通过时间空间thingamabob和其他科学类型的东西的一些灾难性的爆炸性爆炸，我们高技能的Modding团队（Niborino9409）设法提取了这个cretinous角色的纯粹神秘本质（保存文件）并将其保存在神奇的圣杯（下载）中，仅供您娱乐（迫害）。

由于令人惊叹的工作或我们的Modding团队，我们还包括了一些Idiot Elf特有的特殊资产，甚至与她的故事有关。不幸的是，这些不包括爆炸鸡。你只需下载她就可以了解它们是什么。

如果您真的想继续这样做，请寻求医疗建议。

如果那时你仍然想继续，我们建议使用VORTEX，（因为它几乎是白痴证明）。

这些都没有必要，但是如果你想让她尽可能地接近她最初的无名功能，那么这就是我对Skyrim SE所拥有的......

UNP女性身体更新 -  dimon99，由reize0（[NSFW]设置为年轻的身体有疤痕和成熟的脸有中等瑕疵）

由Nazenn改进的Eyes Skyrim SSE 1.6

尽管已尽一切努力使她作为随从更加聪明和可靠，但我们却悲惨地失败了。我们不能对她可能给您的游戏带来的任何愚蠢负责。

与你一起旅行的任何其他粉丝很快就会想要杀死她或者自己。

如果你突然发现她落后了，请检查她的库存。她可能比实际携带更多的篮子，鞋子或锅碗瓢盆。

要小心给她任何珍贵而脆弱的东西。她可以用拼图的形式把它交还给你。

总结...如果你胆敢下载她！

她是个白痴！对不起......你的意思是在游戏中。

呃...我们都没有意识到。但是，让我们知道你遇到了什么。

可怜的白痴实际上并没有看到太多的游戏，因为她通常太忙于拍摄截图。

自2011年以来，她在Skyrim的先前滑稽动作在Nexus Images中得到了很好的记录。

要了解原始云雀，请查看Reimar67的Back Catalog。

或者你可以使用IDIOT ELF跟踪她在Skyrim SE的新冒险 -  The Skyrim Revisited COMPENDIUM

在此版本发布时，Nexus上有超过5,000帧Funnies（很多都被制作成GIF）。

她有自己的YouTube频道，在YouTube上有超过13小时的IDIOT ELF视频。

我在哪里可以找到她？...在Jorrvaskr（Whiterun的Companions长屋）。猜猜你到目前为止没有看过这个描述。现在谁是白痴？

她是自定义的声音吗？...是的，但只能在我自己的头脑中。她听起来像一个无辜的，但简单的英国女性。然而，在“天际”中没有这个......她有一个黑暗精灵的标准声音（由非常有才华的Lani Minella配音）。

我的白痴再次消失了。她在哪儿？...请检查她在几个小时前走过的那个坑没下来。如果做不到这一点，她就会落后，收集废话。别担心。当她抓住你时，她会花几个小时向你展示她的水桶和篮子。

她在我的游戏中是否真的做过这些愚蠢的事情？...我不敢。她并不比任何其他随从更笨，所以需要一些想象力。至少在我们找到一种方法让她触发每个陷阱或者在她的100步之内拿起每个桶之前。

是否有Skyrim（Oldrim）版本？...是的，但不要告诉任何人。 这是个秘密。

非常感谢所有聪明的Modder在那里。 你们都让这个游戏变得惊人（即使在这些年之后）。

这个Mod是唯一可能的，因为有人比我更愿意帮助。

由于一些不明原因，Niborino9409认为将IDIOT ELF添加为随从是个好主意。 我非常想感谢他的工作，但他现在被关在精神研究所里。 从各方面来看，手铐和噱头都不会太痛苦。 如果你想见到他，访问时间是每隔一个满月下午3点到5点。 但是，他随时可以在Nexus上使用他出色的Mod。

谢谢Nibs。

Just what absolutely no one in their right mind wanted… Skyrim’s most IDIOTIC FOLLOWER is now available for you to abuse.

IDIOT ELF has been a source of constant ridicule since Skyrim first launched. Surely no one would want such a foolhardy companion to fight by their side!

As a Dovahkiin, she's been a constant source of embarrassment for any unfortunate Housecarl that has been tasked with the difficult job of keeping her alive (or not killing her themselves).  Now it's your turn to see if you can put up with her in your own game.

This mod adds a follower called Idiot Elf. She can be found in Jorrvaskr (the Companions longhouse in Whiterun). 

For those of you that have not yet come across Idiot Elf, here are her main character traits (deficiencies)…

Clumsy; - If there is a trap to spring or a hole to fall down, she will rarely miss the chance.

Curious; - Especially when it comes to finding out what tripwires do. (if she were a cat, 9 lives would not be enough to get her through your game).

Greedy; - Willing to do any dubious task if there is a hope of gold, or steal anything not nailed down.

Compulsive hoarder; - Quickly becomes over encumbered due to her addiction to collecting crap (Especially shoes and boots). 

Thick skinned; - Insult her as much as you want (everyone else does), she can take it.

Narcissistic;- Egotistical and rarely considers others welfare (the phrase “centre of the universe” is taken to a whole new level).

Naive; - More trusting than a toddler, and greener than grass.

And of course…Absolutely Bloody Stupid!

So how is this possible, you ask?... Well, through some catastrophic jargony explosion of the time thingamabob and other sciencey type stuff, our highly skilled Modding Team (Niborino9409) has managed to extract the pure mystical essence of this cretinous character (save file) and preserve it in a magical chalice (download) just for your entertainment (persecution).

Thanks to the amazing work or our Modding Team, we have also included some Special assets that are unique to Idiot Elf, and even relate to her stories. Unfortunately, these do not include the exploding chickens. You will just have to download her to find out what they are.

If you really want to go ahead with this, please seek medical advice. 

If then you still want to continue, we’d recommend using VORTEX, (as it is nearly Idiot Proof).

These aren’t necessary, but if you are trying to get her as close as possible to her original gormless features, here’s what I have on for Skyrim SE…

UNP Female BodyRenewal - dimon99, by reize0 ( [NSFW] set to young body with scars and Mature face with medium blemish)

Improved Eyes Skyrim SSE 1.6, by Nazenn

Whilst every effort has been made to make her more intelligent and dependable as a follower, we have failed miserably. We cannot be held responsible for any stupidity she may bring to your game.

Any other followers you have travelling with you will soon want to kill her, or themselves.

If you suddenly find her lagging behind, please check her inventory. She has probably hoarded more baskets, shoes, or pots and pans than she can physically carry. 

Be wary of giving her anything that is precious and fragile. She may hand it back to you in the form of a jigsaw.

In summary… Download her if you dare!

She’s an Idiot!  Oh sorry… You meant in game.

Erm... None that we are aware of. But let us know what you come across.

Poor Idiot hasn't actually seen much game play as she’s normally too busy posing for screenshots. 

Her previous antics in Skyrim have been pretty well documented on Nexus Images since 2011.  

To catch her original larks, take a look at Reimar67’s Back Catalogue.

Or you can follow her new adventures in Skyrim SE using IDIOT ELF - The Skyrim Revisited COMPENDIUM

At the time of this release, there are over 5,000 Frames of Funnies on Nexus (many made into GIFs).  

And she has her own YouTube channel, with over 13 hours of IDIOT ELF Videos on YouTube.

Where can I find her?... In Jorrvaskr (the Companions longhouse in Whiterun). Guess you didn’t read the description so far. Now who’s the Idiot?

Is she custom voice acted?... Yes, but only in my own head. She sounds like an innocent, but simple English Female. However, in the absence of this in the Skyrim…   She has the standard voice of a Dark Elf (voiced by the immensely talented Lani Minella).

My Idiot has disappeared again. Where is she?… Please check that she has not fallen down that pit you walked past a couple of hours ago. Failing that, she is just lagging behind, collecting crap. Don’t worry. When she catches you up, she’ll spend hours showing you her collection of buckets and baskets.

Does she actually do any of these idiotic things in my game?... I’m afraid not. She’s no dumber than any other follower, so some imagination is needed. At least until we can work out a way of getting her to trigger every trap or pick up every bucket within 100 paces of her.

Is there a Skyrim (Oldrim) version?... Yes there is, but don’t tell anyone. It’s a secret.

A massive thanks to all you clever Modder’s out there. You all make this game amazing (even after all these years).  

This Mod is only possible because someone a lot cleverer than I was willing to help.

For some obscure reason, Niborino9409 thought it would be a good idea to add IDIOT ELF as a follower. I’d love to thank him ever so much for his work, but he is now locked up in a mental institute. By all accounts the handcuffs and gags are not too painful. If you want to see him, the visiting hours are between 3 - 5 pm every other full moon. However, his excellent Mods are available on Nexus at any time.

Thanks Nibs.